September 2011
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Dear porn blogs that are following me:
Your blog is your blog, and it’s cool to have whatever you’re into on it, I guess, but for the love of God, please stop liking all my personal posts.
You have seemingly normal names and icons, and then when I click to see who commented or liked my post, it’s just PENIS EVERYWHERE.
So. In conclusion, I am not interested in your porn. Especially if you have girl porn. No thank...
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Everybody is in a relationship/is in love.
thatnycgirl:
I’m just here like:
LOL GUIS YOU KNOW ME TOO MUCH HAHA
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THE ANNOYING AS ALL HELL WHEN PEOPLE SAY "LOWKEY"
OK. THOSE ARE TWO SEPARATE WORDS.
LOW.
AND.
KEY.
STOP SMASHING THEM TOGETHER FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
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Day 13: What are a few things on your bucket list
Ice blocking
Flash someone at NASCAR
Live in NYC for a year+
Live in Paris for a year+
Dye my hair a crazy color
Learn how to shuffle
Join a sorority
Volunteer in Africa
Save a kitten
Fall in love
Swim naked in the ocean
and so on…
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They say that when you can't sleep, you're awake...
cutekisses:
People, enough dreaming about me, I need some rest.
Really, now. Calm it down!
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FUCK YES I MADE A NEW FRIEND TODAY
It’s not like I can’t make friends, but I became friends with the really awesome girl I mentioned earlier.
SHE IS BASICALLY ME BUT IN A DIFFERENT CITY.
How. Weird. Is. Life. Right. Now.
It really makes my day though.
I don’t feel like such a creeper anymore.
YAY FOR FRIENDSHIP.
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How do you tell someone you have never met that...
I am so feeling creepy right now.
There’s this girl that my guy friend added because he thought she was hot, and I want to like all her statuses. She seems like such an AWESOME person. I really want to be friends, but I really have no idea who she is. I have never met her before in my LIFE…This is starting to sound really lesbionic, BUT I SWEAR she is so cool.
And not...
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You know you're a nerd when... →
thatfunnyblog:
You’re sitting in class, doing your work, and getting the answers correct like
And then you hear someone yell out the wrong answer, and you’re like
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
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Day 12: Describe a phase that you went through
Ummm…when I was in the seventh grade I went through a skater/ghetto phase, PROBABLY because I went to Moore. Anyway, the only shoes I would wear were Vans and the ultimate brand of clothing was Volcom. I wanted to learn to skate and always straightened my hair.
Embarrassing, really.
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Day 11: If you could have one animal as a pet that...
Most definitely a hedgehog. I didn’t even have to think about that.
Look at this.
Do you still wonder why I want a hedgehog?
I think not.
How to play guitar like a kid at school
turtle-sneeze:
Step 1: Ghetto acoustic
Step 2: Shoelace strap
Step 3: Random sticker
Step 4: Learn how to play minor chords
Step 5: Strum slow and make up depressing vague lyrics
Step 6: Describe your music as passionate
