My mom made me get a salad. I want fries and a sprite. Not this lettuc-y tomato crap they call a salad.
Today is Towel Day! →
somethingintellectual: Don’t forget your Towel! “A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep...