ferncake:

emilaugh:

ivegottobethere:

ima-ho-ho-ho:

rneerkat:

snapfox:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

it becomes daytrogen

I’m going to bed.

good nitrogen

sleep tightrogen

don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

stop this at oncetrogen 

good byetrogen!

go dietrogen

(Source: shall-this-url-be-mine, via musernaribeth)

mrmisterheyhey:

All hail King Joffrey Baratheon, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm

mrmisterheyhey:

All hail King Joffrey Baratheon, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm

(via obamallamatime)

me

me

(Source: seeingyoursoul)

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pertlattimers:

my blog is less me making a conscious effort to entertain people and more people walking in on me talking to myself

(via the-john-tyler)

forensic-dragons:

narfnin:

awesomephilia:

Whiteboards are remarkable.

I HAD TO REBLOG THIS A SECOND TIME BECAUSE I JUST REALIZED ITS A PUN AND NOW I FEEL STUPID

I didn’t realize it was a pun until it was pointed out, I just thought 23,000 people were really passionate about whiteboards

(Source: thesickestjokes, via alegbra)

(Source: doctordude, via samanndriel)

Are we just gonna ignore how Zooey Deschanel aged 50 years in that second gif or what

(Source: flawlesszooey, via samanndriel)

lizthefangirl:

piratesherlyholmes:

SUGAR

HONEY

ICE 

TEA

#I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE DREAMWORKS! 

*sPITS DRINK*

spits out sugar honey ice tea

(via batched)

veggietalesyaoi:

veggietalesyaoi:

mission for today: get some food fro m the pantry while naked without being detected

MISSION FA ILED MISSION FAILED

(via internetboy69)