what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
good nitrogen
sleep tightrogen
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
stop this at oncetrogen
good byetrogen!
go dietrogen
what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
good nitrogen
sleep tightrogen
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
stop this at oncetrogen
good byetrogen!
go dietrogen

All hail King Joffrey Baratheon, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm
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my blog is less me making a conscious effort to entertain people and more people walking in on me talking to myself
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Whiteboards are remarkable.
I HAD TO REBLOG THIS A SECOND TIME BECAUSE I JUST REALIZED ITS A PUN AND NOW I FEEL STUPID
I didn’t realize it was a pun until it was pointed out, I just thought 23,000 people were really passionate about whiteboards
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Are we just gonna ignore how Zooey Deschanel aged 50 years in that second gif or what
(Source: flawlesszooey, via samanndriel)
SUGAR
HONEY
ICE
TEA
#I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE DREAMWORKS!
*sPITS DRINK*
spits out sugar honey ice tea
(via batched)
mission for today: get some food fro m the pantry while naked without being detected
MISSION FA ILED MISSION FAILED
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